Hah! This is pretty darn funny. Not least because with your permission, I'll share it on a Facebook fanpage I admin "in character" as Miranda (Mass Effect Miranda Lawson). Most of my posts are about her usual interests - lots of science, some pictures of fanart of herself, media relations and the odd fashion-related post (she always keeps an eye out for that sort of thing, as I'm sure you're aware). She also takes a passionate interest in gender equality (and equality in general) as she knows all to well the burdens of being 'designed to be perfect' have placed on her because of how (typically heterosexual) men respond to her appearance and belittle her other extensive and formidable assets.
Anyway It'll be great fun if I can post your render here and say the following:
"Little did Jack know when she thought she was insulting me by calling me a 'Cerberus Cheerleader' that I actually briefly was one for the Edmonton Blood Dragons - that's how Shepard's Blood Dragon armour got signed by the team."